There are a handful of AI tools that will roast your LinkedIn profile. We built one of them, so read this with that in mind. Every line about another tool is what its own page said when we checked on October 22, 2026. If we got something wrong, tell us and we'll fix it.
Paste the posting and the score, the roast and the rewrite are judged against that job. The other tools we checked review the profile on its own.
We never visit your LinkedIn profile and never ask for a login. You upload the PDF LinkedIn makes for you, or paste the text from your phone.
The same text gets the same score every time. Edit, re-check, and see before and after. If the $19 Fix Pack doesn't raise your score, you get the $19 back.
Three headlines, a new About, every bullet rewritten around outcomes, five posts, delivered on screen and as a PDF by email. Not a hint, the thing itself.
If you want a quick laugh from a public URL and don't mind the roast being visible to others, LinkedRoast is built for that. If you mainly have a resume or a portfolio site and want a free quality score, CareerRoast covers it. If you only have a screenshot, Jobmentis works from one.
If you have a specific job in mind and want a score you can move, with a rewrite you can actually paste in and a refund if the score doesn't go up, that is what we built GrillMyProfile for. The roast is free either way, so the cheapest way to decide is to try it.