Free LinkedIn roast
Roast my LinkedIn.
Then fix it.
Drop your LinkedIn PDF or paste your profile text. In about 30 seconds you get a Profile Score out of 100, a sharp roast of the writing, and the three things to fix first. Paste the job you want and the roast is aimed at it.
Drop your LinkedIn PDF here
or click to choose a file · PDF only · up to 5 MB and 6 pages
No email needed. We delete your file immediately. Only the text is read, and it's gone within 24 hours.
- Free, no email, no login, no LinkedIn password
- Roasts the writing, never the person: no jokes about age, looks or gaps
- Scored against the actual job you want, if you paste the posting
What a LinkedIn roast is for
A roast is the fastest way to see your profile the way a stranger does. You stop reading what you meant and start reading what is on the page: the headline that says nothing, the About section that opens with a mission statement, the experience bullets that list duties instead of results.
GrillMyProfile scores four things: your headline (25 points), your About section (25), your experience (30) and clarity (20). The roast points at the lines that cost you points, and the three top problems each come with a one-line fix you can apply today.
If you want the whole thing rewritten, the $19 Fix Pack gives you three headlines, a new About, every bullet rewritten around outcomes, and five ready-to-post updates, with a score-goes-up guarantee.
Questions
How do I get my LinkedIn profile as a PDF?
On your own profile, click the More button under your name and choose Save to PDF. On a phone, open your profile, select all the text, copy, and paste it into the text tab instead.
Will the roast be mean?
Sharp, not cruel. Every roast passes a safety check before you see it. It targets buzzwords, vague claims and missing numbers, never your appearance, age, background, health or employment gaps.
Is it really free?
Yes. The score, the roast and the share card cost nothing and need no email. Only the Fix Pack, which rewrites your profile, is $19 one time.
What happens to my file?
We extract the text and delete the PDF immediately. The text and your results are kept for 24 hours so your link works, then deleted. Paid Fix Packs are kept for good.
Do you scrape LinkedIn?
No. You upload the PDF LinkedIn makes for you, or paste the text. We never log in to LinkedIn or visit your profile.
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